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If That Chair Could Talk Lyrics
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If That Chair Could Talk Lyrics


Imitation leather, Pink Naugahyde

Two Inch tear down the left-hand side

Came from my daddy's pocketknife, that wasn't my fault

Moved along with us everywhere we went

No matter where we lived it always fit it

Kinda like our next of kin, if that chair could talk



My little brother, Billy, broke his left hand

Jumpin' off the arm like superman

With my grandma's old red afghan tied around his neck

It's where at least a thousand books were read,

our siamese cat made it her bed

It even heard an 'I thee wed'

When sister married in the living room,

to that Phillips boy from just down the block

If that chair could talk



Mama bought it in a yard sale in '65

It was daddy's favorite chair after he retired

Survived all of that and a kitched fire

Smoke stains wiped right off

Where I spent a million hours talking on the phone

It was my favorite place to polish my toes

Something Mama didn't know, if that chair could talk



From Leave it to Beaver to the Brady Bunch

Chicken Noodle Soup and Captain Crunch

TV Dinners to Sunday lunch, and movies late at night

Brother tippin' me backwards until I screamed

He'd get in trouble for bein' so mean

And when he told Mama that he'd joined the Marines

It's where she sat down in shock

The good, the bad, it's seen it all

If that chair could talk



It caught my tears,

held me up when I felt bad.

It calmed my fears,

it's good to keep a friend like that.



It hid the ice cream money for hot summer days

It listened while I practiced for my high school play

And all the times it heard me pray when things were goin' rough

And it's where Bobby Baker gave me my first kiss

Mama came in and nearly had a fit

There's footprints of my life all over it

We've been through a lot

The good, the bad, it's seen it all

If that chair could talk



Imitation leather, pink naugahyde

Two inch tear down the left hand side







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